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Here's the deal: THCA is milder than THC, so you gotta vape more of it to get the same high. But that's where the deal comes in! THCA is usually sold in bulk, so you can stretch your money further and get strawberries cream strain plenty of giggles.
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You can even eat it. Just remember, always be responsible and follow the instructions on the product.
With a little smarts, you can be smokin' like a {kingqueen without breakin' the bank.